Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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