I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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