If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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