its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
