she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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