I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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