Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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