Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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