Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.