So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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