so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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