At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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