I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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