Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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