Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i now understand why vodka
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I see more hoeing in ur future
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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