His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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