she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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