You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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