How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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