shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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