check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize