They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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