ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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