You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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