Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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