sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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