just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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