is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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