are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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