why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!