My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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