the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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