gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I party with great urgency now.
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