Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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