Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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