Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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