i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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