She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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