Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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