i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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