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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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