Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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