what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
