Will you blow on my dice?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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