What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
foreskin is a definite game changer
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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