4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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