I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize