Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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