there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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