I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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