The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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