no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she smelled like a LAN party
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She bit a glass in half.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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