she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
foreskin is a definite game changer
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
what the fuck happened to the tacos
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
