we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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