Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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